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Songs in the Key of Geek

by Debs & Errol

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about

In 2011, Monkeyman Productions put on a show called The Simian Showcase. They needed some musical acts and asked Errol Elumir and Deborah Linden separately. Debs didn’t have songs that were geeky. Errol didn’t have stage presence that had charisma. So they joined forces and put on a whirlwind show which was, to their surprise, well received.

They were asked for a CD, but having only been formed that night, they lacked one. Seeing the absence of any recorded material a huge hindrance in becoming a band, they set out to record their own. They fan funded their endeavour and were met with overwhelming support.

They contacted Erik Didriksen and asked him to mix the music. He spent many hours working with Debs. Errol feels sorry for him.

Once the songs were complete, they pulled in Aaron Tsang to do additional mixing and mastering.

Finally, they turned to Joseph, who worked for a CD Replication company. The CDs were printed and much rejoicing was to be had!

And now it’s done. After countless hours, over 200 comics, and at least one bandmate ready to retire, the Debs & Errol Album, “Songs in the Key of Geek”, is complete.

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released 13 April 2012

Debs is Deborah Linden
Errol is Errol Elumir
Erik Didriksen - Mixing
Aaron Tsang - Mixing and Mastering

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Track Name: Geek Love Song
So many ways to say “I Love You”
In different languages across the land.
You haven’t heard them all so I’ll tell you
As only a true geek can.

“Ich Liebe Dich” is German geeky for their boardgames
In Latin (and Spanish) it is “Te amo”
“mi olin e sina” is the phrase in Toki Pona,
“Mi amas vin” in Esperanto

“Linnon am meleth vin”
In Sindarin means “I sing because I love you”
“AG EE OO P” is what you type.
For Alliance and the Horde to talk to.

To stick with Elvish we have “Tye mela’ne”
Yet another language that Tolkien made.
“Usstan ssinssrigg ilta” spoken in Drowish
A DnD type of elf you played.

“I Love You, I would date with you”, by Tatewaki Kuno
Not a different language, but it’s good enough
“hato daisuki” is japanese but geeky cuz
Otaku really love their weird stuff.

“Eep Op Ork Ah Ah”‘
From saturday morning cartoons
“Ie ovele ouye” too,
From way back when I was in grade 2.

“Wani ra yana ro aisha” in Vulcan
In Klingon it’s “qaparHa” which sorta sounds like a threat
“I-jol au” is Romulan but not exactly canon
In case we make the fanboys upset.

“Ni kar’tayli gar darasuum” is Mandalorian
In another galaxy, long gone by
If you speak in Huttese you say “Uma ji muna”
On Dagobah it’s, “Love you, do I”

’10 Print “I love you” 20 Goto 10′
My first program, as a child
‘I->love(you)’
I bet your hormones are going wild.

“U CAN HAZ LUV, K THX BAI!”
I display LOLCat finery.
“I Less Than Three U” and….
0110100101101100011011110111011001100101011110010110111101110101
I love you in binary!

Spoken: Lowercase. Without Spaces.
Track Name: That's What I Want in a Girl
VERSE 1:
I want her to walk, and to talk and to eat
To sleep and to live and to die (but not now)
To be made out of cells
Made of carbon themselves
To breathe in and breathw out with a sigh

I want her to have eyes, to have fingers and toes
A head and some hair that she combs
When pricked she should bleed
When sick she should sneeze
And she should have two X chromosomes

CHORUS:
That’s what I want in a girl
One who’ll walk and who’ll jump and who’ll twirl
She can sit, she can stand
Should have feet and have hands
Cuz that’s what I want in a girl

VERSE 2:
I’m not asking much
For her to smell, taste and touch
To be responsive to all stimuli
Produce carbon dioxide
Has blood on the inside
Have a mouth, nose and lungs and two eyes

She should leave her house to buy basic necessities
Shop for stuff at a local drug store
Maybe search for some sales
In that aisle for females
What are all those girl products for?

CHORUS:
That’s what I want in a girl
One who’s living, that’s all I prefer
And bathes to some degree
Uses toilets consistently
Oh that’s what I want in a girl

I really, really, really, really, really want a girl
Named Keren or Milton or Merle
Don’t care what she’ll be, just as long she likes me
And that’s what I want
Oh that’s what you want
Yes, that’s what I want in a girl
Track Name: AT-ATs in the Snow
VERSE 1:
They measure 22.5 meters tall
Attacked Echo base causing it to fall
Having heavy durasteel armament
Demoralizing, they’re the rebel’s lament
AT-ATs in the snow…
(In the snow)

VERSE 2:
They’re super awesome, they have lasers and blasters (pew, pew, pew, pew)
Making rebellion squashing so much faster
Everyone you can suppress
Unless they hide in a dense forest
AT-ATs in the snow…
(in the snow)

CHORUS:
When your foes see an AT-AT they lose hope
Impervious to laser fire, their defenses cannot cope
But really all they need...is some rope

VERSE 3:
You would think if you saw these things you’d attack their back
But they did a frontal assault and they got whacked
And so the Rebels fled for space
As Imperial walkers wrecked their base
AT-ATs in the snow…
(In the snow)

VERSE 4:
They’re not too fast, only sixty klicks per hour
Compact fusion drive system, they take a lot of power
They have a high center of gravity
And a weak spot in their underbelly
AT-ATs in the snow…

In the snow (pew pew pew)
In the snow (pew pew pew)
In the snow (pew pew pew)
In the snow
Track Name: I Wish Totoro Was My Neighbour
VERSE 1:
I don’t live in a neighbourhood with any plants
I don’t live near any foliage
Greenery was bulldozed over
For sprawling suburban zonage

It’s not that I wrap my arms round campfir trees
To most plants I’m allergic
But if I travel to the forest
I want to meet one tree spirit
I wish Totoro was my neighbour

VERSE 2:
He’s big and he’s furry and he rides tops
That spin as he sails through the wind
He plays music on a seashell
And has an engulfing grin

CHORUS:
I wish Totoro was my neighbour
I wish Totoro was my neighbour
(and we can grow plants)
I wish Totoro was my neighbour
(by the light of the moon)
I wish Totoro was my neighbour
(plant giant oak trees)
And I’d like to ride the cat bus too

VERSE 3:
My house isn’t old and rickety
It was built in 2005
And although it can get quite dusty
I haven’t seen one soot sprite

Every time I play hide and seek
I look into all the burroughs
But mostly what I find are weasels
And not sleepy Totoros

CHORUS:
I wish Totoro was my neighbour
I wish Totoro was my neighbour
(and we can grow plants)
I wish Totoro was my neighbour
(by the light of the moon)
I wish Totoro was my neighbour
(plant giant oak trees)
And I kinda think that the cat bus is cool

BRIDGE:
And if I ever saw him
At a bus stop in the rain
I would give him my umbrella
And we could fly around downtown
Track Name: Walkthrough
“SOUTH”
“EAST”
“OPEN WINDOW”
“ENTER HOUSE”
“WEST”
“GET THE LAMP”
“MOVE THE RUG”
“OPEN THE TRAP DOOR”

“LIGHT LAMP”,”D”,”S”,”E”, “GET THE PAINTING”, “N”, “U”, “U”, “GET KNIFE AND ROPE”, “D”, “W”, “OPEN CASE”, “PUT PAINTING IN CASE”, “DROP KNIFE”, “GET SWORD”, “OPEN TRAP DOOR”, “D”, “N”, “KILL TROLL WITH SWORD”, “DROP SWORD”, “E”, “E”, “SE”, “E”, “TIE ROPE TO RAILING”, “CLIMB DOWN ROPE”, “S”, “E”, “GET COFFIN”, “W”, “S”, “PRAY”, “DOUSE LAMP”, “S”, “N”, “E”, “D” TO THE CANYON BOTTOM, “N”, “DROP COFFIN”, “OPEN COFFIN”, “GET SCEPTRE”,
“WAVE SCEPTRE”, “LOOK”, “GET GOLD AND COFFIN”, “SW”, “U” TO CANYON VIEW, “NW”, “W”, “ENTER HOUSE AND OPEN BAG”
“GET GARLIC”, “W”, “PUT COFFIN, SCEPTRE, AND GOLD IN CASE” “OPEN THE TRAP DOOR”, “AND LIGHT THE LAMP”,

(this maze is twisty)

“D”, “N”, “E”, “N”, “NE”, “E”, “N”, “GET THE MATCHES”, “N”, “GET WRENCH AND SCREWDRIVER”, “PUSH YELLOW BUTTON”,
“S”, “S”, “TURN THE BOLT WITH WRENCH”, “S”, “D”, “W”, “SE”, “E”, “CLIMB DOWN ROPE”, “GET TORCH”, “DOUSE LAMP”, AND “S”,

(this maze is twisty)

“GET THE BELL, BOOK, CANDLES”, “ENTER HOLE”, “D”, “RING THE BELL”, “LIGHT MATCH”, “LIGHT THE CANDLES WITH THE MATCH”,
“READ BOOK”, “DROP BOOK”, “S”, “GET SKULL”, “N”, “U”, “N”, “PUT OUT CANDLES”, “RUB MIRROR”,

“N”, “W”, “N”, “W”, “N”, “E”, “PUT THE TORCH IN BASKET”, “LIGHT THE LAMP”, “N”, “D”, “E”, “NE”, “SE”, “SW”, “D”, “D” TO THE LADDER BOTTOM. “S”, “GET COAL”, “N”, “U” TO LADDER TOP, “U”, “N”, “E”, “S”, “N”, “U”, “S”, “PUT THE COAL AND SCREWDRIVER IN BASKET”, “LOWER BASKET”, “N”, “D”, “E”, “NE”, “SE”, “SW”, “D”, “D”, “W”, “DROP ALL”, “ENTER CRACK”, “GET COAL, TORCH, AND SCREWDRIVER”, “S”, “OPEN LID”, “PUT COAL INTO MACHINE”, “CLOSE LID”, “TURN SWITCH WITH SCREWDRIVER”, “OPEN LID”, “GET DIAMOND”, “DROP SCREWDRIVER”, “N”, “PUT THE TORCH AND DIAMOND IN THE BASKET”, “E”, “E”

“GET SKULL, LAMP, AND GARLIC”, “E”, “N” TO THE LADDER BOTTOM, THROUGH THE COAL MINE TO THE GAS ROOM, “GET BRACELET”, “U”, “S”, “RAISE BASKET”, “GET THE TORCH AND DIAMOND”, “TURN OFF LAMP”, “W”, “GET JADE”, “S”, “E”, “S”, AND “ENTER SLIDE”, “U”,
“PUT DIAMOND, JADE, BRACELET, AND TORCH IN CASE”, “DROP GARLIC”, “TURN ON LAMP”, “N”, “E”, “N”, “NE”, “N”, “GET TRUNK”,

(it is pitch black)

“N”, “GET AIR PUMP”, “N”, “GET TRIDENT”, “S” TO RESERVOIR SOUTH, “E”, “E”, “INFLATE BOAT WITH PUMP”, “GET IN BOAT”, “SAY LAUNCH” “WAIT” wait wait “GET BUOY”, “E” TO THE BEACH”, “EXIT BOAT”, “GET THE SHOVEL”, “NE” “DIG WITH SHOVEL” Dig dig dig

(you are likely)

“DROP SHOVEL”, “GET THE SCARAB”, “SW”, “DROP BUOY”, “OPEN BUOY”, “GET EMERALD”, “S” TO THE FALLS, “CROSS RAINBOW”, “TURN OFF LAMP”,

(to be eaten)

“SW” TO CANYON BOTTOM, “U” TO CANYON VIEW”, GO BACK TO THE WHITE HOUSE GO TO THE LIVING ROOM. “PUT CHEST, EMERALD, THE SCARAB, AND THE TRIDENT IN CASE”, “E”, “E”, “N”, “N”,

(by a grue)

“CLIMB THE TREE”, “GET EGG”, “CLIMB DOWN”, “S”, “E”,
BACK TO THE LIVING ROOM, “LIGHT LAMP”, “D”, “N” “W”, “S”, “U”, “TAKE COINS AND KEY”, “SW”, “E”, “S”, “SE” TO THE CYCLOPS ROOM.

“ODYSSEUS”

“U”, “GIVE EGG TO THIEF”, “D”, “E”, “PUT COINS IN CASE”, “GET KNIFE”, “W”, “U”,

“KILL THE THIEF WITH KNIFE”

“KILL THE THIEF WITH KNIFE”

“GET ALL”, “D”, “NW”, “S”, “W”, “U”, “D”, “NE”, “UNLOCK GRATE”, “OPEN GRATE”, “U”, “S”, “CLIMB TREE”, “WIND UP CANARY”, “CLIMB DOWN”, “GET BAUBLE”, GO BACK TO LIVING ROOM, “REMOVE CANARY FROM EGG”, “PUT EGG, CANARY, BAUBLE, STILETTO IN CASE”, “D”, “N”, “E” UNTIL YOU GET TO THE LOUD ROOM,

“ECHO”,

“GET BAR”, “W” TO THE TROLL ROOM, “S”, “U”,

“PUT ALL EXCEPT THE LAMP INTO THE CASE”
Track Name: Gaming With You
VERSE 1:
When I see you across the room
And I catch your eye
You give me a cryptic wink
You turn away so shy

Ignite that passion
Flame it anew
And so I search most earnestly
For a board game for two

CHORUS:
I want to spend the night
Gaming with you
We’ll read our cards by candlelight
Gaming with you

VERSE 2:
Your turn takes some time again
And the candles burn down low
You seem to have won again
Is it me or is it cold

Set it up one more time
This is what I call romance
Lady Luck smiles down on you
Wait is that a jealous glance

CHORUS:
Moving pieces side by side
Gaming with you
You can beat me you just have to try
Gaming with you
That’s it I am done with this
Gaming with you
What? You’re going? We're not finished
Gaming with you

Come on won’t you play again
Gaming with you
If you want I can let you win
Gaming with you

Gaming with you
Please game with me
Track Name: BSG
VERSE 1:
I thought I’d found a kindred spirit in you
Into all 33 odd things I was into
Formed a duo, bought the T-Shirts,
I shared my water with you
It was a dream for me,
but sometimes dreams fall through

Bastille Day and we were chatting on google
like we always do
Said something about the final 5,
Errol, you were so confused.
I said where are you?
“I’m at the start of season 2″.

CHORUS:
What do you mean?
How could you not have finished BSG?
I said “Frakk, frakk frakking frakking frakk!”
You said “What’s that, what’s that?”
I just can’t believe that you didn’t finish BSG?
I said “Why, why, why?”
You said “I just got busy.”

VERSE 2:
As Act of Contrition, watch them all now
or You Can’t go Home Again
It’s a Litmus Test and if you don’t pass
then it’s “Six Degrees of Separation”
You could Tigh me up, Tigh me down,
you could burn me Flesh and Bone
I will bring down the Hand of God,
‘cause the gauntlet has been thrown

CHORUS:
How can it be?
How could you not have finished BSG?
I said “Frakk, frakk frakking frakking frakk!”
You said “What’s that, what’s that?”
I just can’t believe that you didn’t finish BSG?
I said “why, why, why!”
You said “I just got busy”

BRIDGE:
Now it's Colonial Day, oh does that sound familiar?
Last gleam of Kobol, oh, you’ve seen that one,
You must remember!
How can you bear the thought of not knowing
what happens after…
I’ll tell who who the Cylons are but you’d insist no spoilers

CHORUS:
Just come clean!
Just go ahead and finish BSG
Frakk, frakk frakking frakking frakk!”
You said “What’s that, what’s that?”
How could you not have finish BSG?
I said “Why, why, why!”
You said you just got busy
You just got busy
You just got busy
Track Name: My Pachelbel Song
VERSE 1:
I have tried so many times to make a song for you
But I can never seem to find a tune unique and new
So I sit and think and really rack my brain
But all the songs I write just blur and start to sound the same

CHORUS:
I would love to write a song that has that
Sense of joy you give to me
But all that ever seems to come out
Are simple tunes from the mid-80s
I want to sing for you

VERSE 2:
You are worth a 1000 beautiful sung melodies I wish I could fulfill
But I lack such talent to compose songs so I fall back on our friend Pachelbel
You stir my mind and heart, a joy I can’t conceal
But songs I pen can never tell you how I truly feel

CHORUS:
I want to sing out loud
And dance so all can see my love within
I wish I could write you a song
So that all the world, would want to join in

I would tell you if I could express
My full feelings when I see you
But all I have is this simple song
With trite lyrics and a couple of oohs
You know it’s just for you

INTERLUDE

CHORUS:
I will shout and gush out loud
To everyone about your perfection
Every chance that I should ever get
Will be public displays of wanton affection

I will tell you ad nauseum
There is nothing else that I will pursue
The only thing people will remember:
I’m that guy who really loves you

I really love you
In case you never knew
I really love you
Really love you
Track Name: Narwhal Pet
VERSE 1:
Monodon monoceros, a marine mammal
That lives year-round in the arctic
Watching it swim and play makes me sentimental
I find it quite cathartic
It has one horn and lives in the sea
Known commonly as a Narwhal
Would make a better pet then a kitty cat
'Cause it doesn’t cough up hairballs

CHORUS:
(It’s a cross between a unicorn and a whale)
It’s better than a puppy 'cause a puppy is so slobbery
It’s better than a llama 'cause the llama would just spit at me
It’s better than a pigeon 'cause I know they always target me
It’s better than a cat who treats me with its snobby ennui
It’s the most amazing thing swimming in the arctic seas
If you wonder why I have this Narwhal idiosyncrasy
(It’s a) cross between a unicorn and a whale

VERSE 2:
It likes to eat squid and fish and maybe rocks
But orca it detests
I hope its horn is used to fight off pirate ships
And repel Viking conquests
You’ll find them near Northern Canada
A cooler whale there is no other
And soon there will be one in my house
Just have to convince my mother

CHORUS:
(It’s a cross between a unicorn and a whale)
It’s better than garden worm 'cause they’re kinda squishy (and)
It’s better than bathroom mold 'cause that’s kind of icky
It’s better than a duck, 'cause mom would put it in a fricassee
Better than a rat even if that made my sister scream
Riding on a narwhal and traversing all the seven seas
Is the coolest thing I’ll ever do, no hyperbole
(It’s a) cross between a unicorn and a whale
Track Name: Let's Vomit Exclusively
VERSE 1:
Hey Sally
Yes Darryl?
I was wonderin’…well, you see…
If you’d do me the honour of going out with me
There’s this movie that I’m really into
With ponies and dinos and beer
They make shakes out of maggots
It killed Keanu’s career (that’s why I like it!)
And then we can go steady and superglue our hands
and stay for ever and always and ever like a whaler and her man

PRE-CHORUS:
Your odor pokes intrusively
I don’t dare act delusively
I can only spew out the truth
I say this with impunity
I’d rather puke exclusively
than spend exclusive time with you

CHORUS:
Let’s go for a stroll and vomit exclusively
“The call of the walrus!”
Pick a bush and vomit unyieldingly
“Wow! You’re good at that!”
Guess what I had for dinner last night
“An egg and turkey sandwich”
That’s right

VERSE 2:
Oh, Sally?
Yes, Darryl?
Your pavement pizza is divine
Would you do me
..the honour…
Oh, Sally, please be mine

We could move into a house
Ummm…
Impregnate you right away
And then spin around in circles
And stick on appliques
And then we could get married and cement ourselves at the hip
For always and ever and always, that’s what I call courtship

PRE-CHORUS:
I’d like to speak diffusively
About this opportunity
That you have so persuasively raised
I detest your jejunity
I’d rather chuck effusively
than come and share your personal space

(CHORUS)

“Pickled beans and salad?”
“Pickled beans and salad?”
“Pickled beans and salad?”
That’s right!
Track Name: Beastmaster's Cry (A Familiar Refrain)
It was Graduation Day at the Wizardry School,
The students stood, waiting a-shiver
For the Beastmaster and the familiars he’d brought,
None knew just what he might deliver:

To an earnest young lass at the head of the class
He provided a young pseudodragon;
To another, a bat; one proud boy a black cat,
Then a white wolf with his tail a-waggin’

He cried: “Ho, hee, now listen to me,
A familiar’s much more than a friend –
Fur, feather, or scale,
To the tip of your tale,
They’re the ones you stick with to the end.“

As he moved to the midst of the Wizardry list
The familiars were more variegated:
Griffin, serpent and roc, raven (“nevermore”), weasel
or hawk,
Child and creature were interrelated,

He cried, “La, lee, now listen to me,
You’ll be closer than husband and wife –
From the legs of your frog
To the hair of your dog,
You’ve a match for the rest of your life.“

Near the end of the line he was heard to opine,
“I’d not known the class size had inflated,”
He turned for these mages to the furthermost cages
Where the strangest bestiary awaited:

A young boy with red hair he led to an Owlbear,
To another he handed an Illithid,
Delver, Flail Snail and Grick, Monkey Bee and Mimic,
Giant Beaver and a small Shocking Lizard,

He cried, “Woe is me, now you cubs let me be!
‘Tis these beasts you’ll be bound to for aye,
You may find as you grow,
Best the tentacle you know,
Now you’re joined ’til the day that you die.“

On that Graduation Day at the Wizardry School,
Then they gathered the class in a round,
Each one clutching, or clutched by, a familiar their own,
And the chimes for the combat did sound:

(EPIC BATTLE SEQUENCE)

At the end rose a rube on a Gelatinous Cube,
Splashed with crimson and green and vermillion,
And as he rode away to the last light of day
They all said, “His was the Most Familiar.”
Track Name: Cuz He's a Geek Guy
VERSE 1:
I cannot keep the house clean
Undergarments on the floor
My once annoying habits
Now you can’t ignore
I’m up all night playing games
In bed I steal the sheets
I burp so proudly when outside
I cannot be discrete

CHORUS:
Cuz he’s a geek guy
(Hon, where’d all my DVD’s go?)
Cuz he’s a geek guy
(Wait I’m almost at the save point!)
Cuz he’s a geek guy
(Trust me, you’ll LOVE Spamalot!)
Cuz I’m a… I’m a…

VERSE 2:
My specialty is toast
But I can never find the butter
Dishes by the console
Where’s my stuff amongst the clutter?
Always on the Internet
Downloading anime
Don’t like the sun, it makes me sweat
Can’t stand the light of day

CHORUS:
Cuz he’s a geek guy
(But we went outside last week!)
Cuz he’s a geek guy
(Look, you can join me in co-op mode!)
Cuz he’s a geek guy
(Waddaya mean it’s boring? It’s awesome!)
Cuz I’m a… I’m a…

VERSE 3:
Gotta come to my gaming group
Trust me, it’ll be swell
Just don’t you leave like last time
Complaining ’bout the smell
Like to collect, read, watch and play
That is my confession
There ain’t a single hobby
That isn’t an obsession

CHORUS:
Cuz he’s a geek guy
(No, I didn’t pay a lot for this…)
Cuz he’s a geek guy
(They aren’t toys! They’re collector items!)
Cuz he’s a geek guy
(You’re the only girl that talks to me…)
Cuz I’m a game-playin’, quote-saying, couch-staying, zombie-slayin’
Geek guy

(“Do or do not. There is no try.”)
Track Name: Double Rainbow/More Than That
Whoa, that’s a full rainbow all the way
Double rainbow, oh my God, double rainbow
It’s a double rainbow all the way down
A double rainbow all the way down, oh my God
What does it mean? It’s so bright, so vivid
Double rainbow, double rainbow, it’s so intense
What does this mean? It’s starting to look like a triple rainbow
That’s a whole rainbow

CHORUS:
Double rainbow all the way across the sky
Yeah, Yeeeeaaaaah, so intense
Double rainbow all the way across the sky
Wow, wow, oh my God, look at that rainbow

I love to play a lot of -
Games are great you’ll find me up all -
Nightmare before Christmas fun to -
Watchmen is a brilliant graphic -
Novel writing in a month is -
Mad magazine with Alfred E. Neu -
Mandarin I’d like to under -
Stand by me with Wil Wheaton and -
River is that girl from Fire -
Fly me to the moon and we can -
Living on a prayer set on re -
Peter Sellers starred as Jacque Clou
Social networks and Web 2 point -
Oregon Trail you’d die of dissen -
Treebeard helped to take down Isen -
Guardian swarms look awesome in SC2
(Do you see that rainbow?)

Our attic has eight bins of LE -
Go mighty orbots they’re joining -
Together Forever and Never
Ending Story had Atrey -
YouTube helped me research the -
Linerider was an addicting web -
Toy Story with Woody and Buzz -
Aldrin punched some guy in the
Facebook has me blocking every -
Apple and PC wars very stu -
Pity the fool who messed with T -
Rex is so cool and so are rap -
Torrents fill up my hard drive -
Space 2001and Blue Da -
Noobs to pick on when they type all -
Capture me a rainbow

CHORUS:
Double rainbow all the way across the sky
Yeah, Yeeeeaaaaah, so intense
Double rainbow all the way across the sky
Wow, wow, oh my God, look at that rainbow

Double rainbow all the way across the sky
(It's full on) Yeah, Yeeeeaaaaah, so intense
(It's full on) Double rainbow all the way across the sky
Wow, wow, oh my God, look at that rainbow
Track Name: Timmy the Combat Wombat
VERSE 1:
He was wild, solitary
they would whisper his name
Nocturnal shadows, he would wait
at the top of his game
Poor souls in his sights
never saw the light of day
He’s Timmy, yeah…

CHORUS:
Very brutal but too casual,
Near invisible, the deadliest marsupial
He’s Timmy…

VERSE 2:
A fearless mercenary, a ruthless gun for hire
Small dark and hairy, this mammal never tires
As a target, you should be wary…

CHORUS:
Very brutal but too casual,
near invisible, the deadliest marsupial
He’s Timmy, yeah…
He’s Timmy, yeah…
He’s Timmy the combat wombat.