VERSE 1:
Hey Sally
Yes Darryl?
I was wonderin’…well, you see…
If you’d do me the honour of going out with me
There’s this movie that I’m really into
With ponies and dinos and beer
They make shakes out of maggots
It killed Keanu’s career (that’s why I like it!)
And then we can go steady and superglue our hands
and stay for ever and always and ever like a whaler and her man

PRE-CHORUS:
Your odor pokes intrusively
I don’t dare act delusively
I can only spew out the truth
I say this with impunity
I’d rather puke exclusively
than spend exclusive time with you

CHORUS:
Let’s go for a stroll and vomit exclusively
“The call of the walrus!”
Pick a bush and vomit unyieldingly
“Wow! You’re good at that!”
Guess what I had for dinner last night
“An egg and turkey sandwich”
That’s right

VERSE 2:
Oh, Sally?
Yes, Darryl?
Your pavement pizza is divine
Would you do me
..the honour…
Oh, Sally, please be mine

We could move into a house
Ummm…
Impregnate you right away
And then spin around in circles
And stick on appliques
And then we could get married and cement ourselves at the hip
For always and ever and always, that’s what I call courtship

PRE-CHORUS:
I’d like to speak diffusively
About this opportunity
That you have so persuasively raised
I detest your jejunity
I’d rather chuck effusively
than come and share your personal space

(CHORUS)

“Pickled beans and salad?”
“Pickled beans and salad?”
“Pickled beans and salad?”
That’s right!